Post by Dark Emperor on Jan 14, 2014 22:37:33 GMT -5
\\The scene starts as a limo is seen going towards The CWF Television Studios in Beverly Hills, California. The limo pulls into the driveway, and parks into the nearest parking space to the door. The limo driver gets out of the limo, and goes to the back to open the door for the person sitting in the back of the limo. He opens the door, and out comes "The Ruling Class" Eric Darkthrone. He steps through the doors to the television studio, and proceeds to the interview cutting room saying hello to everyone in the process. He enters the booth where the production techs start the cameras rolling. The cameras roll as the producer tells Eric he can begin to speak. Eric begins to speak//
Eric Darkthrone: You know, there are some people that simply put, talk way to much. There are those on this planet that seem to get their kicks in by wanting to run their respective traps. There are those that seem to get their jolies by wanting to talk this and that because they feel that is the way to get noticed. They feel to get noticed, that must become blathering idiots because that is the only way that they can garner attention. It does not matter where they act like fools, they do it because quite frankly, their lives are so pathetic that they must resort to tom foolery in order to gain some sort of relevance. It could be at a Walmart. It could be at a JCPenney. It could be at a Waffle House. It could be anywhere. They will do absolutely anything to become apart of the public sphere. They will do anything to be the most talked about one on this planet.
(Eric pauses for a second)
Eric Darkthrone: And the funny thing about it is that some of them honesty and truthfully, when they do that, are not garnering the attention that they want. They are not getting the attention that will set them apart from the pack in a good way. All it is doing is making them look like pathetic chumps. All it is doing is allowing themselves to devalue every passing second of their miserable existence. They deppreciate every time they decide that they want to make a name for themselves by trying to be funny or serious with their rhetoric of complete idiocy. It simply boggles my mind that they can go into this world, and say some of the most bullish of things and get away with it. I just can not believe that there are not anyone that is willing to set up, and put an end to these jokers believing that they are funny when they are just dumb fools needing time to be locked up in a mental institution. It is time for people such as this to get exactly what is coming to them. It is time for those that engage in ridiculousness to get the thrashing they deserve. Well, this one in particular will get what he deserves. He will get the beatdown of a lifime courtesy of The Ruling Class. He will get the end of ends courtesy of The Divine Beast. The person in question is...
( Eric takes a drink of water)
Eric Darkthrone: Chris Elite. CH, just who in the hell do you think you are? Do you think you are some sort of comedian or something? I mean, how in the world do you get off once again calling wrestlers such as Kevin Devastation and myself has beens. How is the world do you get off calling us cancers? You must be without question the most moronic human being on this planet. To show the level of disrespect that you have is completely gross and tasteless. it is classless to the most extreme order. You are a subordinate insect compared to us. You should be coming to us to ask to lick the bottoms of our shoes for the sole purpose of being worthy of such an honor. Maybe licking the dirt from greatness will in turn give you some sort of status boost or something. You are the epitomie of that person that i have been referring to. You are someone that is in desperte need to being locked up in a padded room. But if you can not be locked up in a padded room, then maybe you should just be laid up in a hospital room. Maybe you should be fed through a feeding tube courtesy of the most dominant man in wrestling. Maybe you should just spend the rest of your days after healing from the onslaught that i will put you through writing books and memoirs about what could have been. I am coming for you peasant. I am coming for you and your partners. You will pay for the sin of disrespect that you have shown me. I have earned the respect f my peers through blood, sweat, and tears. At Ringside, i will shed your blood for the cause. I will make you sweat like you have never done before. And you will be crying a river of tears after knowing that i was the one the ended it all for you. Your hopes, dreams, and aspirations going up in smoke courtesy of The Divine Executioner. Ringside, you will pay the piper as my road to The CWF World Heavyweight Championship, The Main Event begins!
\\The scene ends as Eric Drkthrone steps out of the booth and walks to his limo. He steps outside of the studio, and gets into his limo. The driver shuts the door, and gets in to limo and drives off//
Eric Darkthrone: You know, there are some people that simply put, talk way to much. There are those on this planet that seem to get their kicks in by wanting to run their respective traps. There are those that seem to get their jolies by wanting to talk this and that because they feel that is the way to get noticed. They feel to get noticed, that must become blathering idiots because that is the only way that they can garner attention. It does not matter where they act like fools, they do it because quite frankly, their lives are so pathetic that they must resort to tom foolery in order to gain some sort of relevance. It could be at a Walmart. It could be at a JCPenney. It could be at a Waffle House. It could be anywhere. They will do absolutely anything to become apart of the public sphere. They will do anything to be the most talked about one on this planet.
(Eric pauses for a second)
Eric Darkthrone: And the funny thing about it is that some of them honesty and truthfully, when they do that, are not garnering the attention that they want. They are not getting the attention that will set them apart from the pack in a good way. All it is doing is making them look like pathetic chumps. All it is doing is allowing themselves to devalue every passing second of their miserable existence. They deppreciate every time they decide that they want to make a name for themselves by trying to be funny or serious with their rhetoric of complete idiocy. It simply boggles my mind that they can go into this world, and say some of the most bullish of things and get away with it. I just can not believe that there are not anyone that is willing to set up, and put an end to these jokers believing that they are funny when they are just dumb fools needing time to be locked up in a mental institution. It is time for people such as this to get exactly what is coming to them. It is time for those that engage in ridiculousness to get the thrashing they deserve. Well, this one in particular will get what he deserves. He will get the beatdown of a lifime courtesy of The Ruling Class. He will get the end of ends courtesy of The Divine Beast. The person in question is...
( Eric takes a drink of water)
Eric Darkthrone: Chris Elite. CH, just who in the hell do you think you are? Do you think you are some sort of comedian or something? I mean, how in the world do you get off once again calling wrestlers such as Kevin Devastation and myself has beens. How is the world do you get off calling us cancers? You must be without question the most moronic human being on this planet. To show the level of disrespect that you have is completely gross and tasteless. it is classless to the most extreme order. You are a subordinate insect compared to us. You should be coming to us to ask to lick the bottoms of our shoes for the sole purpose of being worthy of such an honor. Maybe licking the dirt from greatness will in turn give you some sort of status boost or something. You are the epitomie of that person that i have been referring to. You are someone that is in desperte need to being locked up in a padded room. But if you can not be locked up in a padded room, then maybe you should just be laid up in a hospital room. Maybe you should be fed through a feeding tube courtesy of the most dominant man in wrestling. Maybe you should just spend the rest of your days after healing from the onslaught that i will put you through writing books and memoirs about what could have been. I am coming for you peasant. I am coming for you and your partners. You will pay for the sin of disrespect that you have shown me. I have earned the respect f my peers through blood, sweat, and tears. At Ringside, i will shed your blood for the cause. I will make you sweat like you have never done before. And you will be crying a river of tears after knowing that i was the one the ended it all for you. Your hopes, dreams, and aspirations going up in smoke courtesy of The Divine Executioner. Ringside, you will pay the piper as my road to The CWF World Heavyweight Championship, The Main Event begins!
\\The scene ends as Eric Drkthrone steps out of the booth and walks to his limo. He steps outside of the studio, and gets into his limo. The driver shuts the door, and gets in to limo and drives off//